Play crappy music too loud, drive an Audi, look like a tool
| Playing shitty music at loud volumes makes you look dumb while you drive daddy's Audi around Ossining. This kid is driving a car thats way to expensive for him around Ossining, NY - not some Hipster town like Harrison. Now go kill yourself you stupid yuppy. Also of note- You know its not actually his car - it doesnt have neon or spinners. Daddy shouldn't let little Timmy borrow the car again - 'cause the car was says it wont wash out the stains from transvestite sex... All the while - mommy is at home in Briarcliff or New Castle fucking the pool boy while daddy-the-lawyer is in his condo in Yonkers making you a new mommy...and when you get home, you'll probably make love to a hole you poked in the back of one of your sisters stuffed animals........ DIE YUPPIE DIE! |
Duration: 00:00:26 Rating:  View: 4,974From: nhlives Keywords: Ossining, Moron, Audi, Techno, Croton, Dale, Ave, Dance, Stupid, Teenager, Hipster, New, Castle, Chappaqua, Briarcliff, Westchester, a4 |
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